pancakelizard

Posted on January 15, 2009

gah. to finish my tv-less evening home alone sleeping on the sofa with a can of deodorant and a lighter i get someone add me on MSN when i happen to be at the computer.

didnt recognise the name, so i added them. and i saw an arse as their icon. it was some shitty chatbot. i decided to make sure...

(dont click the link, it will probably infect your PC with spyware or some such shit)

(21:14:50) wanye: hello. do i know you?
(21:15:00) WHO??????: hey, Age/Sex/Location? 🙂
(21:15:07) wanye: i guess not then?
(21:15:17) WHO??????: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
(21:15:28) wanye: i gots webcams up mah ass
(21:15:44) WHO??????: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
(21:15:56) wanye: but i only like small boys
(21:16:05) WHO??????: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
(21:16:41) wanye: I'LL TELL THE WORLD YOU WHORE!
(21:17:16) WHO??????: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.mylittlecamparty.com/sofia fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
(21:17:39) wanye: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE!
(21:17:53) WHO??????: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
(21:18:01) wanye: I'M GOING TO TRACE YOUR IP, FIND YOU, CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND THEN RAPE YOU UP YOUR NECK STUMP.
(21:18:04) wanye: failing that, i will just report you to your ISP
(21:18:23) WHO??????: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
(21:18:29) wanye: fuck this, i'm bored now.
(21:18:30) WHO??????: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.mylittlecamparty.com/sofia

*blocks user*

and there was me thinking it was someone i know off facebook/somewhere who wanted to give me some sympathy.

bah...

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  1. I didn’t even get as far as working out if it was a chatbot or not. Blocked after the second line. 😀


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